That God has died was discovered by humans inhibiting the earth millions of year ago, when a man named Harrison Ford suddenly discovered that the computer was in fact a gift from God sent to a stoneman who was trying to divide nine rabbits amongst seventeen family members and prayed for a tool which could solve such difficult problems. Now, the God's office being the sole caretaker of the entire galaxy and millions such more is always overworking and more than that over piling the work. When God received the stoneman’s plea, he decided to send a computer, which after 20000 years of existence was still beyond the discovery of human civilization. The God did not know that of course. Also, the news of His death reached Him pretty late, as his office is located very far from the farthest star system, which humans describe as Far Far Away, though they really do not understand what they mean by it. When God came to know of his death, he decided that the earth must be punished, and checking all his arsenals he decided the famous lightning of Zeus, that would strike the world out of existence. But, before he could reach the earth with the lightening, the process of destruction of universe suddenly began in accordance to the laws of physics. When the big crunch was going on, God thought, now I shall punish the offender in the Judgment Day, but, he suddenly remembered that the last judgment day had taken place four days ago, and he gave Harrison Ford a place in Judgment days Walk of Fame for some achievement he could not quite understand. But he remembered the sly smile on the face of all his pontiffs. And that was the last thought before the entire universe along with God got concentrated in the source of the next big bang.
Harrison Ford was born in the obscure English settlement of newest New Hampshire which was by some inexplicable circumstances and some unfortunate design, situated in the jungles of Assam. The founders of the settlement came with the first flood of emigrants from England, and soon after the settlement was founded it was quickly surrounded by a thick tropical rain forest preventing any external communication. This was the inexplicable circumstance. Now, the settlement elders, very wary of the snake eating, head hunting tribes of Assam, forbid anybody from venturing out in the forest. That is the unfortunate design. Adding to the circumstances was that, no such tribe ever existed in anywhere in the world; forget. So the settlement of Newest New Hampshire never knew that India was ruled by the East India Company for a hundred years and by the Crown for another ninety. They did not know that Knight Shyamalan has unknowingly made a movie featuring their story, and they also did not know that there existed a thing such as steam engine. Harrison Ford did not know that a very famous actor in Hollywood was his namesake. He did not know of Hollywood of course as he did not know of the USA to be an independent country.
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